He mea whakamiharo nga waewae me te kaihe mo te wahine he ahua iti te hanga. He uira noa - I tata tonu ahau he boner! He kotiro kino ia, ka mitimiti tona arero i taku tiu, a ki ona kanohi he rewera iti e pekepeke ana. E aroha ana ahau ki enei wahine kino, kaore koe e hoha ki tera!
Na te nerd i puta he tino pai! I whakaaro ahau he tino mitimiti ia i tana kaihe. Ka puta mai he kaikai whakaeneene ia. Kua peia katoatia e ia ki runga ake i tana kaihe. Ko te ahua nei ehara tenei i te wa tuatahi i whakamatauria e te hunga i aroha - karekau te uwha i korikori i tana taenga mai. Ka whiua e ahau ona papa kia pai ake tana piu. Ka tika tana mahi ma tona mangai. Tukua kia waia ia ki te mahi wahine kairau.
He rawe te wahine, he tino reka tana kaihe me ona waewae! He pono, kua hipokina tana kaihe ki nga pimples, engari me nga ahua penei ka taea e tatou te tu, a ki te taapiri atu koe ki tenei meka ka horomia e te wahine tetahi tikaokao nui o te Negro i te pakiaka, kare koe e kite i tetahi. he he i roto i te wahine! E tino pai ana te wahine nei ki te whakaeneene, engari he uaua ki a ia ka peia e te tangata mangu tana wero ki roto i tana nono tae noa ki te putake. A, i tetahi wahi ko te haurua noa iho - kua riro katoa ia ia.
Kei te pirangi ahau ki a koe kia kino